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To ring in the ole’ 2013, my siblings and I decided to go watch Frozen, the latest Disney animated movie. Based on The Snow Queen, by Hans Christian Andersen, Frozen illustrates the relationship between two sisters, both of whom are princesses of Arendelle. The older sister, Elsa, has cryokentic powers that she is unable to control. After accidently injuring her younger sister, Anna, Elsa spends most of her time alone, afraid that she would hurt someone again. Like most Disney movies, their parents are quickly removed from the plotline—by fatal shipwreck. Eventually, it comes time for Elsa’s coronation. After a series of unfortunate events, however, she unleashes an eternal winter on Arendelle before fleeing. In an effort to save her kingdom, Anna hunts down Elsa in hopes of convincing her sister to return. (A more detailed synopsis can be found on Wikipedia)
Thanks to the catchy sing-a-long songs, I was immediately smitten. Who better to play the beautiful Elsa than Idina Menzel? But walking away from the theater, still wrapped up in the ooey-gooey magic of happy endings, I was relieved. Disney finally redeemed itself.
Taking a stand against most of its traditional princess stories, Disney chose to shatter the image of “love at first sight.” At one point, Anna’s real love interest, Kristoff, asks her in complete amazement, how she got engaged to Hans, the prince of the Southern Isles, after spending less than 24 hours with him. How exactly does one know? Call me a skeptic, but I’ve never been fond of Romeo and Juliet. It’s attraction, lust, and curiosity—the makings of love—but definitely not love. Hans is soon revealed as a power-hungry bloodsucker, 13th in line to the throne in his own kingdom. Whoops, spoiler. And the act of true love? Plot twist: genuine sibling affection—duh!
Apart from my own vindication (you know, the part where there so such thing as real-deep-meaningful love at first sight) here’s what I also learned:
- My sister, Annett, is convinced they’ll make Frozen a Broadway musical. Ah, Disney, here’s your chance to profit more off our crippled desire for happy endings.
- My brother, Jei, wishes Elsa was a real human being because then he’d find a way to date her. Jei is 13. Don’t worry buddy, I thought Snow White’s Prince Charming was the shit at your age. What am I saying? I still do.
- Always name your snowman Olaf.
- There are way too many Lemony Snicket references here.
Just in case my rambling got you interested, here’s the trailer!